If I  were to get a tattoo, this is how I would act.  Except, the Tattoo Artist wouldn’t have taken a whole minute and a half to scream at me.  In 10 seconds, he would be like ‘this isn’t going to work.’

Lol at the Customer telling the Tattoo Artist, ‘Not to get Persnickety’.  Who says that?  I mean that alone pretty much shows that she shouldn’t be getting a Tattoo.  That bit of ink is not going to fulfill her fantasy.