Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi can add Author to her Resume with the release of her new book ‘A Shore Thing’.  I cannot bring myself to purchase it, but I will have to pick it up and read some after checking out these excerpts the the NYPost shared:

* “He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”

* “Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.”

* “Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.”

* “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”

* “Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church.”

* “I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.”

I admit, this is pure fluff!  But I am sure that I will get a laugh or two out as I sit in Barnes and Nobles reading and enjoying a Frap!  I was able to read most of  Karrine Steffan’s ‘Confessions of A Video Vixen’ in one sitting, I’m sure that whatever I need to learn about in Snooki’s book will happen in half the amount of time.  I’m still amazed the ‘Jersey Shore’ has become such a phenom, but I’m sure that the 15 minutes is somewhere near at least 12, so Snooki is a Smart one to milk it for everything that it is worth!

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