Who cares about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s sex life?
Pete Wentz was on Howard Stern this morning updating some and informing others about his ‘amazing’ sex life with Ashlee Simpson. First, who cares? Let me be one of the first to say Not I. Second, Why do people want to share this kind of information with the public? Does anyone know what TMI means?, Pete doesn’t know it means ‘Too Much Information’ .
Anyway, he was on the air talking about how his ‘lil soldier’ gets busy in her ‘hooha’ and occassionally her ‘no-no’ all the time, because they have such great chemistry. I don’t know if they are having sex or reading ‘Horton hears a who’? I understand pet names, but this is ridiculous. I still find it hard to believe that they are a couple and now he want to talk about their sexual escapades? Pete, let me recover from my shock of what your sexual preference is, before you go all graphic on me.
In addition, he also dished about his ‘man crush’ on John Mayer (WTF) and how Ashlee gives him the best lap dances (TMI)
Like I always say, don’t these people have anyone in their lives that they are concerned about? That they don’t want to embarrass? My mother would be so shame if my significant other was on the radio talking about my ‘hooha’.