The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 2 Recap 2/20/11

The RHOA Part 2 Reunion picks up where last week left off.  Alot of drama and eye rolling.

Sex Talk:  Out of all of the ladies, I agree with Andy that Kandi is definitely the most freakiest of all of the ladies.  The sugar thing in the va jay jay sounds messy, although Phaedra says it is delicious.  And although, I am all for a Woman having a close relationship with her Mother;  I’m with Nene, I don’t want to think about my Mother with a Dildo.   Phaedra, Kandi and Sheree admit that their freak number is around a 8 or 9.  I am also surprised that Nene is more reserved than most of the ladies in the sex department.  Kandi revealed that she is not celibate anymore, but she will not give up the info on who she gave her goodies to. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap 2/13/11

 

The ladies join Andy Cohen for the RHOA  Reunion.  As expected, there was some acting up going on!   Alot of eyes rolling and yelling, but overall the ladies kept their composure.   Andy is so messy. I love him.  He asks  the best questions!  His first question is directed towards Sheree and he would like to know if she is any closer to the Oscar that she is looking forward to winning.  Hilarious!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 1/30/11

The show starts off with Lawrence getting all made up for his first performance of ‘Closet Freak’.  His make- up is off the hook.  Kandi likes that she doesn’t know what to expect tonight, since Lawrence is really in charge of the show and that since she wrote the song, he has been working on making his career happen.

Sheree is really happy for Lawrence.  I hope that they don’t ruin it for him.  I like Lawrence and he is talented.  Sheree knew that he would really do his thing and he did kind of put it down.

Kandi introduces ‘Ms Lawrence’.  Oh wow……  Phaedra is right when she says ‘it is stran-gay’!  Lawrence nails his performance.   Nene is such a hater; she can’t congratulate Lawrence’s performance without putting down Kim.  Ladies!  It’s all about Lawrence tonight.

Sheree and Kandi go back-stage to congratulate Lawrence.  I’m glad that only these two go back, because I know that they are the only two that are genuinely happy for him.  Kandi sees Lawrence as an upcoming Artist that is ready to make a full album and a career.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 1/23/11

 

The show starts with where the show ended last week with the scene where Nene and Kim were getting in to it on the tour bus.  I feel bad for Kandi.  I can’t believe that these two have ruined her tour (even if she invited the trouble) and they just have no regard for her at all.   Kim keeps striking these horrified faces like she is truly shocked that Nene is saying things like ‘she will toss her out the window’.  I’m striking a ‘Kim face’ when I hear Nene say that people need to speak to her with respect (like she gives it out).  I understand why Kandi  is praying.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 1/16/11

The show starts with the next installment of how to have the worst tour ever.  Kim is working Kandi’s nerves on this tour and the feeling is mutual.    I recognize that some of the show is definitely scripted,  so I don’t know how much Kim is doing on the show to get people talking, but she is over the top.   Are people really that self-involved?  I mean waking up everyone on the bus, so that she can smoke a cigarette.  I’m with Don Juan and Kandi on this one.  Really?  But I have to say that everything that Kim is doing on this tour, Kandi asked for it, because she asked her to be on the tour. 

Kim calls Nene to see about her coming to join them on the bus.  Really?  Kim hopes that Nene will help relieve tensions between her and Kandi? Why, because Nene always relieves tension.  I see that everyone is stuck on stupid.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 1/9/10

 

Phaedra is preparing for a ‘Sip and See’ event to show off her new baby.  She updates Apollo on the drama that she had with Kim at the Spa Day.  Phaedra attributes the drama to others being jealous of how fabulous that they are and that Atlanta is really ’Haterville’.  Throughout their discussion, Apollo  hints at what he did to end up in the big house, but he doesn’t say what his crime actually was.  Since we all want to know, they are going to string up  He wonders how he can get people to forgive.  Phaedra reasons the best way to deal with this head on is to show off their baby and let them get to know him.

Cynthia discusses financial issues with Peter.  Nice to see them interacting and communicating, although she doesn’t really seem invested in the conversation.  Peter is really trying to keep the business afloat in this economy.  They worry about having to end the business.  Cynthia feels that Peter keeps her in the dark about their business.  Cynthia thinks that it is time to cut their losses and sell the business.  Peter isn’t feeling that decision and he doesn’t seem to want her help. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 12/19/10

Kandi is under a lot of pressure preparing for her tour and album release.  I still cannot figure out why she has Kim opening for her, if it is that important to her.  When Mitchell the Choreographer shows up, he and Kim show off some of their latest steps.  Kim is irritating to Kandi, mainly because she is being Kim.  Are we surprised that she cares more about her outfit and  a bedazzled mic.  Oh wow….Kim is really trying to sing.  She is for real tone deaf.  No way should she be on a tour singing.  Kim thinks that Kandi is really critical and the stress of the tour is getting to her.  No Kim, you aren’t flowing with your vocals or choreography and that is stressful.  But can you really be mad at Kim?  Kandi knew who she was when she  put her on the tour.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 12/12/10

 

Sheree goes in for a hair appt with Lawrence and request some ‘Diana Ross’ hair.  Lawrence serenades Sheree with a sneak peak of his ‘Closet Freak’ Song.  As she listens to Lawrence speak, Sheree seems genuinely happy for him, but she really wants him to be focused on the important things in life…. like doing her hair.  Lawrence definitely hooks up her hair.   They briefly discuss Kim’s lesbian affairs.  Sheree gets a call that she apparently did well in her interview and the People’s Agency would like to represent her and send her out for jobs.  It is confirmed that Sheree is going to be staring in the Play ‘Child Support Man’.  Kim meets with Choreographer Mitchell Kelly to help prepare her for her upcoming Bus Tour with Kandi.  Kim has no vision and she is unable to add anything on her own.  I would have some caution about Mitchell since he said that he loves her hair.  Although Kim says she studied various forms of dance for 16 years and considers her self a better dancer than singer, she isn’t comfortable in the rehearsal.  Truthfully, I am surprised that she doesn’t have her Sweetie doing the rehersal for her.  When Mitchell does a run through of the routine, kIm is looking at her toes.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 12/5/10

                                                                             
Kim calls her ex lover DJ Tracy Young and ask her to come see her because she has alot of anxiety about facing the music coach Jan who was really hard on her the last time that she met with her.  Tracy agrees to come out on a days notice and support Kim.

Sheree goes to check- in with Kristen who is an Acting Coach.   Kristen believes that Sheree has a future in acting.  She suggest that Sheree get her feet wet by acting in a local play without any compensation, since alot of stars get their start this way.   The Play will run for 2 weeks.  Sheree isn’t feeling doing anything for free for two weeks.  She is a Grown Ass woman who has real bills.  Sheree is really low key and she is not excited about anything that the Coach is telling her at this point. Kristen is looking at her like ‘do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?   Most actresses starting out would be overjoyed that they have an interview lined up.  Sheree is probably thinking that she is so fabulous that she should be able to just star opposite Denzel Washington for her first film.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap 11/28/10

The ladies come out to be guests on Kandi’s Koated Nights Webcast.  Kandi (smart girl) is moving the production of the show to her store ‘Tags’.  Kandi is so gracious, she gives Nene some recognition for getting her new job, but then she throws her under the bus,  by pointing out that Nene is a non-sexual Woman who is a Receiver in the Bedroom and not a Giver.  Cynthia is looking forward to learning some sexual secrets tonight.  Kandi tries to get the girls to rate their sexuality.  How do they see themselves sexually on a scale of 1-10.  She is really asking what is their  freak number?  She starts with Sheree.  Kani asked if she has peed on anyone.  Sheree is shocked by the question and admits that she is a 9 or 9.5.  (I’m not surprised)   Kim is a little take aback by the graphic talk.  She thinks that Kandi is too focused on sex and that she needs to get laid in real life.  Kim admits that she has does Anal, but she considers herself is a 7.  I would think that Kim would be a 9.    Nene is really being the southern belle in Phaedra’s absence.  I’m with Peter, No wonder divorce is a brewing.  Nene admits she gives oral, but it appears that she definitely doesn’t like it.  Kandi rates Nene a 3.   Judging on what she has shared thus far, I would say that is accurate.  Kim thinks she is more like a 43.  Cynthia rates herself a 6, but she is open to things.  Hmmm….She was with Leon?  Probably closer to a 9, even if she is curious.  I really want to know what Kandi and Phaedra’s numbers are.  Kandi has a Stripper come in…… Mr. Luscious.  I swear this man was at a Bachelorette party that I went to years ago.  Sheree was really embarrassed when he snatched her up.   Wow…..Mr. Luscious is something else.  He got butt naked on tv and the girls need therapy after that!  Kandi is off the hook for planning this.